3.24.2004
in light of the recent will-writing, i deem it utterly necessary to blog this one out.
To the junior class of 2004, i will the capability to comprehend grammatically correct sentences, the strength to resist shopping at abercrombie, hollisters, or american eagle, and the ability to check the size before purchasing a tee-shirt.
[oooh! i found a tangent]
please LADIES and gentlemen...buy shirts that fit you. Not one person in this world wants to stare at your fat rolls hanging over your pants, or your asscrack that shows every time you move. it is not only disgusting, it's unsanitary. asscracks should be completely covered while at the lunch table. catching a glimpse of an enormous crevice prior to biting into my ham sandwich really pisses me off.
so...to better convey my point, i drew you a picture. (you knew that was coming)
check back tomorrow for the follow-up story
as for now,
~iM OuT~
lj [9:40 PM]
