3.16.2004
get a life.
i know i haven't blogged in forever. do you think i'm ignorant?
is graduation nearing?
yes, i think so.
busy much?
ONLY A LITTLE
will i inform you of every juicy detail in my life when i get a chance?
no.
will i add humor to your pathetic lives eventually?
oh yes sir...you bet your britches.
hmm...graduation nearing. 26 days and counting. i am so excited to graduate!
hmm...maybe i'm more excited to watch the sheltered private school kids fall flat on their asses when they encounter 'the real world' for the first time.
QUICK STORY, and then i'm out.
like a fat kid...running to doc and complaining about perfectly good senior songs beca....
...ANYWAYS
so i get on the computer (father tone) "at a reasonable hour" tonight only to hear the beatles playing. now, i KNOW i haven't any beatles in myyyyy collection, so i CSI'd for the music.
(oh yes, i just created a verb - use it...EMBRACE IT MY CHILDREN! --- but kill it like you killed 'cheesemonkey', and i will claw your eyes out)
i ended up in erk's room.
surrounded by Lucy...and diamonds...in the...you get the picture.
i giggled like a chinese schoolgirl for a few minutes and then inquired as to whether or not he knew the TRUE MEANING of the song. at first i received a defensive "YES!"
then a little "no" as i exited the 'Marly Paradise' (+10 for those who catch it)
now, what erk needs is some big bro advice. (I KNOW THIS) i mean, when ya grow up with two big sisters, you can paint your nails sans bubbles and shimmy better than anyone on the block...but
that does him...
...no good.
SOOOO
i did the only thing i knew to do. - i directed him to UrbanDictionary.com
OOPS.
i caught the kid in there looking up 'hanky panky' because he wasnt "absolutely sure"
if you, or anyone you know catches him on U.D. again, contact laurajane07@yahoo.com between the hours of 9 and 2 am.
my life is just...wow.
[as] for old times' sake and now,
~i'M OuT~
lj [10:23 PM]
