¿WHaT ThE HiLL?

¿WHaT ThE HiLL?

12.03.2003

 

This entry = compilation of random thoughts due to recent stress level.
As usual, read at your own risk.

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Counting the clouds enshrouding my ceiling
awaiting Nox's arrival
for only sleep can commence the healing
thus her vanishing acts are perpetual
today's end is tomorrow's beginning
life's demarcations blurred
i stand in the middle of everything spinning
entropy and ectropy have concurred
-Lj
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Lj: DAAAAD, help me figure out this damned Johnny Bravo Top!
R: Hmm...there must be some sort of spring or somethinggg...
Lj: Hmm.... *looks at the box* "Just rev it up and go!!"
R: ...sometimes...with these things...you just have to....drop it...
Lj: *grabs toy and 'revs it up'* AHHHAHH!
R: There it goes!! ...how'd ya do it??
Lj: I just revvvved it up!! MUAHAHAH...i rock. you dont.
R: Yeah...its just too bad they don't have a section for "top spinning" on the ACT...
Lj: ...may fleas infest your corpse one day...

~1 minute later~

Lj: Yeah...its just too bad they didn’t have a section for "asshole anatomy" back in your day...OoO! maybe THEN you might have gotten a PERFECT score...
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Haiku of the day:

Too much emphasis
A.C.T. creators should
Eat shit and die slow
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Whereas most people are only 1%, Bradley is 2%.
Whereas most people have only 206 bones in their body, Bradley has 207.
Whereas most people are not magically delicious, Bradley is.
Whereas most people have BIG trucks, Bradley has a SMALL one...a REALLY small one.
Whereas most people own small beds, Bradley's is big.
Whereas most people do not have an "inked back", Bradley does.
Whereas most people did not get to see Cheval, Bradley did. (grr)
Whereas most people do not rock my world, Bradley does.

wow...Bio II is SOOOO productive.
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So i've started hanging out at the library after school, in order to get things accomplished. Part of my recent plan to stay organized entails a daily "To Do" list, which has enabled me to conjure 3 rules. (whats new?)
They are as follows:
#1. The first line is designated for the most important task.
#2. One line may not be comprised of multiple tasks, even if all tasks pertain to the same subject
#3. Once all the lines (on a 3 x 5 notecard) are full, the "To Do" list ends. If tasks must be shoved to the next day, then so be it.
REALIZATION?
I'm sick of killing myself over HIGH SCHOOL. The usage of the red "Lj self-destruction button" is strictly reserved for Law School.
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...the smell of ink pens and incense is burning a hole in my head
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Recently we started doing faux job applications/interviews for a project in english. To put it simply, there are approx. 11 jobs offered to 20-some students. The students who actually GET the jobs earn mega bonus points.
woot.

So today I was doing an interview for a Baseball Card Selling/Trading Company (which is not even CLOSE to the job i want), when the "employer"/basketball coach inquired, "what classes have you taken in the past that would be advantageous to the baseball trading world?" (something along those lines) well, my cute little list of all the french courses i've taken quickly went down the drain, and i froze. After about 2.5 seconds of total horror, i quickly blurted out something about history. (LOL) yeahhh...we learned SO much about baseball cards in world geography...let me tell ya...
"...and...i've taken P.E., and played...softball!!"
...wow.
just wow.

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Laura (to paul) (2:47:31 AM): lol...shut up!!! you just want to be the one responsible for his nerd-menopause
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Got alot of feedback on the politics thing - kudos to those who actually read my rants
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J: yess...this is true...""but intelligence should be factored in there somewhere."""
L: lol
J: that just makes you look sooo good in my book
L: yaaay
J: no seriously like that one was just incredible...to know that you kept up with your politics so well
J: aww man it was amazing
J: you have no idea how many girls i work with 22-30 years of age.....BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO!!!....." why you want a terrorist to win"
L: hehehh
J: and then to read that on your blog....quite a turn on ;-)
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A: i read your 'blog' thing on politics
L: :-P
A: yeah
L: i never blog about politics...but i couldn’t help myself
A: yes yes
A: they were simply things that needed to be said
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L: ...im still seething over the blanco win
M: hehe yeah
M: I read that on your page
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[insert random comments from people online and at school]
(i'm too lazy to copy / paste the rest)
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o.k. kiddos, i have gotten approx. 5 hours of sleep in the past 48+ hours, so i think it's time for the brain to rest.
(and go dream about things that, if tapped in to, would convince the world i'm on PCP.)

as for now,
~iM OuT~

lj [1:48 AM]

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