12.15.2003
LJ: "He did kinda have a European look to him... he had on the black turtleneck."
MC: "No, honey... that's the GAY look... not European. You get those confused."
WK: "when you're pregnant, its like you cant help it...its like...your milk...i dunno...cheez wiz can..."
SD: "p.s. you do have a very nice butt by the way."
LJ: "big baseball tees = the best"
TW: "im not even sure how to respond. just....one handed is all...lol"
T: "what were you hoping for?"
LJ: "dunno...something other than 17?"
TW: "porno, cigarettes and voting?"
LJ: "netural....hmmmm. its like...being neutered...by nature"
MC: "Mrs Tommy Jeannnnn...the kids are attacking meeeee...the kids are getting crunk in hereeeee"
PR: you're weird.
LJ: as apposed to being normal?
LJ: 'normal' is a term given to a set of guidelines in which a group of people conform to...everyone has a different set of guidelines (as with everything) so it's entirely subjective...
in other words, at least i can justify my weirdness!
(:P)
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You are a...
Lawful Evil Elf Mage Cleric
Alignment:
Lawful Evil characters believe that a nice, orderly system of life is perfect for them to abuse for their own advancement. They will work within 'the system' to get the best that they can for themselves.
Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existence.
Primary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.
Secondary Class:
Clerics are the voices of their God/desses on Earth. They perform the work of their deity, but this doesn't mean that they preach to a congregation all their lives. If their deity needs something done, they will do it, and can call upon that deity's power to accomplish their goals.
Law & Chaos:
Law ----- X X X X X X X X X (9)
Neutral - X X X X X X (6)
Chaos --- X X X X X (5)
Good & Evil:
Good ---- X X X X X (5)
Neutral - (-2)
Evil ---- X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X (17)
Race:
Human ---- (0)
Half-Elf - (-1)
Elf ------ X X X X X X (6)
Halfling - (-1)
Dwarf ---- (-6)
Half-Orc - (0)
Gnome ---- X X X (3)
Class:
Fighter - (-2)
Ranger -- X (1)
Paladin - X (1)
Cleric -- X X X (3)
Mage ---- X X X X X X X X (8)
Druid --- (0)
Thief --- (0)
Bard ---- X X X (3)
Monk ---- (0)
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"if you were made to be in one movie, you would be in "Fight Club".
"rules? what are those? you create your own rules. you are good at influencing people who are just as broken as you are. you hide your insecurities with mean words and toughness. there will be others like you out there. its a world where everyone hates each other."
...wow...self exploration quizzes are SOOOO insightfull...
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ANYWAYS...all shit aside. ¿WHaT ThE HiLL? is having it's ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY in a few weeks, and you know what that means!!!
ok, you dont. but do not fret my child... [/shakespeare contest]
i am going to have a special entry revisiting all the greatest moments in ¿WHaT ThE HiLL? history. YUP! This gives me a chance to repent for all the incoherent things i've said in the past. yaay! there will be a top ten "¿What the Hell Was She Thinking?" list, a top 20 "ShE Must HAve been Intoxicated" list, and much much more! We will revisit the "Greatest Strongbad Moments", and i will have some audio up! (that means you will hear how the $50.00 peachtree incident was SUPPOSED to sound)
Not only will we touch on the past, but we will also look to the future! How better to do this than to re-vamp? get ready for some new sections to be added...onto a BRAND NEW template/format. ALSO, i will debut my long awaited 'Carcrashtoons'. So GET READY, GIRLS AND DUMPLES...because we're about to kick some prehistoric turtlesaurus shell! But i (as always) cannot do this without you!! i need YOU, my readers, to start voting!!! There will be a series of polls set up on the message board, (NOT THE SHOUTBOX) and i need you to respond!! Check the board every couple of days for about 2 weeks. Don't forget!
"We here at ¿WHaT ThE HiLL? take pride in our high standards of excellency, and strive to maintain a pleasurable atmosphere in which reading enjoyment is maximized."
yeah...ok...so in other words, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...
there is no "we"...and the phrase "high standards of excellency" seems as if it would be better suited on a private school crest directly below some cheesy ass latin phrase.
Shall we break down this statement? *smirk*
"We (meaning i have multiple personalities) here at ¿WHaT ThE HiLL? (my loft) take pride in our high standards of excellency (we take pride in our ability to verbally slash ignorant people) and strive (that was added because we love the word 'strive') to maintain a pleasurable atmosphere (...no comment) in which reading enjoyment is maximized. (yeah...so we do like it when you come to school and comment...whether it be positive or not. feedback = cheap chocolate ice cream. yaaay)
BUT ANYWAYS...be looking for polls on the [MESSAGE BOARD], and vote away kitties!!
as for now -- 14 days before WTH's 1 yr. anniversary,
~iM OuT~
lj [5:50 PM]
