7.07.2003
oh wow...the hills finally decided it was time to update themselves technologically. IMAGINE THAT. so first on the agenda...was this thing called a ....D...V...D...player?
:D
and of course, instead of shopping around...ya know, checking out prices, looking around, asking eric if he could build oneee…mom goes out and buys the first one she sees. all $25 dollars worth. now, you and i both know - you get what you pay for. if you pay for a $5 hoe, you get a $5 hoe. that simple. if you want a hoe...who knows what shes doing...you have to pay a little more, right? ok. i dont know what im talking about. bad analogy.
BUT ANYWAYS, the point is, we get through one movie, and the thing dies...of COURSE, only after the father has bestowed upon me the honor of holding the remote. so then the mother starts bitching that its because i "played around with all those options too much."
yeah, because they put alllll those little options like zoooom....and slow motionnnnn...and language changessss because theyre in actuality, ONLY FOR DECORATION.
hmmm...so anyways...after numerous attempts at using brute force to get the thing to cooperate, i just gave up and left. BUT, do not despair! i laughed my ass off throughout "Just Married". (the first and only movie to be played on that piece of...) you see, my theory...is i take the ratings in the news star...and i dig out all the "-5 star ones", and i rent them...and watch them over and over, because they always turn out to be the best.
hmmm...that reminds me of mine and kendal's 6th grade accelerated reader theory.
(we weren't big on "that reading thing")
"readeth the book all thy wanteth, only after smelling it. if it smelleth good, then it is a good book. if it smelleth horrible, then it is worth none of your time."
hmmm...and actually, there could be some sense in all of that if you take the time to think about it. books that havent been opened in years obviously cant smell as good as books that are constantly opened/read. AHH...who knows. we were stupid.
anyways, what was i talking about? oh yeahhh...the hill family's bad luck. (whats new) seriously guys, why cant this household be normal??? we ARE reality’s Griswolds. just picture...the father on one side of the couch, squinting his eyes to see the TV because he has broken his glasses again...at his feet a dog who's dumber than dirt, and has a cast on one of it's leg...the mother at the other end of the couch going on and on about the "clearness" of the DVD...and how this "new technology" is soooo amazing. in her lap is the queen of all dogs. (or so she thinks) whimpering over the fact that she supposedly has “pancreatitis” along with minor cases of “panic attacks”
...me on the loveseat...being...me...(thats funny enough, eh?) and the brain on the floor (im sure) figuring out the mechanics of the …synthesized trifibulator...GEEZUS. life is weird.
so...not much has happened, and 4th of july was kinda a bust. oh well...at least i (along with chad) have come to the conclusion that relationships are best left for those who have the time and energy to devote to them...in other words… they suck.
;)
well...gotta work tomorrow - so i better get some sleep.
HAH, i know that you know (that we know we're #1!!!!...oh geezus, will that cheer ever DIE?!?!) i'm not going to bed at 2:00!!!
anyways, as for now, keep wondering why pigs get 30 minute orgasms…
~iM OuT~
lj [2:16 AM]
