7.16.2003
oh wow, kiddos. its really been a while. work...play...life has been one big blur. so, i'll start off with today. but beware, i am going to be skipping days and thoughts more often than first hour. so KEEP UP!
today was my day off! *yayyy*
erk and i (*italian voice*) "wenta golfin" - then swimming at saras. much fun, much fun. we've suddenly grown close...hmmm...imagine that.
laura + car = brother's love
...coincidence?
maybe ;)
ahh..what the hell though. its love nonetheless. *wink and grin*
lately we've been ...bonding.
(gotta love bonding that involves snowcones and soft tacos)
and and...popcorn kernels and dvds, and ovaltine, and apple peel...and
~ChANgE Of SuBjEcT~ (just showing off my [shift] key skillZ, paul)
so work has been greattt. found out that i make 5.30 an hour.
:-P
not badd...not baddd. and ive realized the power of money.
no...wait. i realized that my first year at river oaks.
anyways, yeah...work isnt bad. it gives you a sense of...responsibility. and the 'rents cant say anything when you screw up, because youre paying your car note, insurance, AND gas.
t'is CRAZY at times, but good.
and no glenn, i cant come party. "im a working woman now."
so speaking of all that, sunday is tori's baby shower. ACK! i never thought i'd have to co-throw (lol - is that an acceptable junction of words?) one of these at 17. (weird feeling) although, i dont think i would have done it unless i had the help of melanie! yayyy...im so glad i have her co-planning (now that one HAS to be) this with me. i mean, 2 inexperienced people add up and make 1 experienced person, right? ...maybe we just make 2 inexperienced people. oh well. any way it goes, i can say that this will be a "learning experience". and i AMM going to be optimistic about everything. because damnit...your glass may not be half full...but its not half empty. if anything, its 2 times as big as it needs to be.
...yeah.
well...hmmm....the other night i drove mary around. hahah. we went and ate at chilis, and tested out tha grandma car. even though we got stopped by two 27...err...they looked it...year olds asking us where we were going. mary said the one looked like ryan phillipes evil twin with a bad afro, and i said the other one looked like a cracked out fillipino who grabbed a bad box of "Just For Men". yeah, well...we quickly told them we were going to MC's BOYfriends house in hopes that they would go away. i mean, they STILL followed us... EVEN after mary did
...the dance.
ask about it sometime. its GREAAAT.
but at least we were told we looked 19. thats always cool.
so after we pick up josh, we cruise around a bit...aimlessly of course, and then decide to play pool at the bowling alley. (LOL)
after we realize that...the bowling alley just isnt "kickin with our typical scene"...(had to say it) we hopped on over to the campus pool hall, and strolled in like we were all 18. (well, mary and i did) after a few rounds of pool, we realized 3 things. (yes paul, *3* things)
1. everyone needs a little chalk. ok, a lot of chalk. ok, mainly laura.
2. everyone takes a few turns to hit the 8 ball in. ok, a LOT of turns. ok, MAINLY LAURA.
3. everyone gets a little cold in the pool hall. ok, VERY COLD, OKAYYYY! MAINLY...~REMIX~ ...mary.
and those were just a few things we learned. i mean, besides the fact that i am a VERYYY VERYYYY lucky little bitch when it comes to pool.
(so josh says...i say its ALLLL SKILLLLL)
well, the night ended, and we decided it was time to drive back to the oaks, and drop the nuts off. (before they christened my backseat)
im so sorry, hailey. ;)
yeah. so, for all you CGN dumples out there that just HAVE to know whats going on in my life, there ya go.
just a little taste of the lauraland.
so now...i bring you, a ONE-TiME-OnLY-SEGMENT that was inspired by my little brothers newfound love for black music. (mainly 100.1 THA BEAT)
muahahah...i didnt ever think i'd see the day - YESSS
so. i will now -
*said in a veryyy white girl voice*
KiCk...mY...ShOuTs...OuT
*horribly slurred*
"i wanna kick my 'shous' out to wynita, crazybaby tony, THE paul, virginia bushhh, TYYYRONEEEE, (it seems as if that one is always added in there, with drug out syllables for emphasis), josh the yellow dart, erk, kuh-riiis tha army duuuude who likez tha sis (fo some reasonnn), haihaiiiiiii,(this is usually the part where they also get REALLY fast, and start spewing stuff about babys, and boo boos)
my baby;alfgm;ifj;dsfdmnbvjsgl;kfksdfklasf;fvwanita, shamika, shakirese, polita, daniel who needz to hang wit usssss, jon witout tha h, john wit tha h, annA wit tha crush on ma boy potta, y to tha izzz unnn, g- to tha izzz eeeee, ta ta ta toriii, glenn tha baby daddy, dennis tha baby daddy brotha, annIeeeee-ma gurl in college!, batter-up ronnyyyyy, tha twinz kyle, and neva forget tha kevin, tha other kevin, tylaaaa witta mohawk, no-date zacH, na na nick, baby doll shan, leanne, jAYroD, wiLLL, and all my otha babies on tha southside. ONE."
*gravedigga primetimeeee...now how you lovvvve dayt!*
that entire piece of nonsense will now be dedicated to paul.
...because you understand what makes it funny...
ok, and on that note, i leave you.
but with one final quote.
"it doesnt look like an apple...it looks like a vagina! ...the...Children's VAGINA"
(wow...crazy crazy nights. and dont worry mary, in case you ever wonder/forget what i look like, you have hours and hours of me with your camera...spewing about everything from hair gel to italians!)
yayy
~iM OuT~
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