6.14.2003
so think about our family for a second....
...has there been a major crisis in the past 3 weeks?
nope.
are we due for one?
yup.
so in perfect Hill fashion, tada! one occurs.
seems that 'Boudreaux the Wonder Dog' has broken a leg.
he got loose the other day, something about a chain not latching yadda yadda yadda...
yeah, i know...what can we say....?
doc says that the way the leg was broken, it was definitely a hit and run situation. (*feels a surge of energy, like as if she's watching COPS*)
...yeah
now, if you know Boudreaux, you know that this little black boy can run faster that ANYTHING. hell, i'd put him up against a bullet...
...yeahhhhh.
ok, so im tired
and he is STRONG. (i capitalized that because its supposed to be read with MAJOR emphasis.)
(along with the word 'MAJOR')
anyways...the dog is strong. SO strong, that the doc (a highly credible source) informed us that any typical dog of his size would have died under the same circumstances.
you see, (*acquires a face bearing uncanny resemblance to her fathers*) at the precise angle the car ran over him, going that particular velocity, technically, the bones in his arm should have been shoved up into his chest cavity, causing the heart to fail. We can also tell by the angle of the break that he had actually BEATEN the car, and got a foot caught underneath in an attempt to slow down.
*silent pause* - (this is where you either gasp, or 'awwww')
ok...so the poor little guy doesnt know what to do with himself. he just sits there with this cast...and then he just sits there with this cast...
yeah
enough.
today was the marriage of kimberly and ben! *aww*
ok...these kiddos have been dating for ((( 8 ))) years, and finally got to get married today.
...but not before the church caught on fire, and then it poured cats and dogs on the reception site. (an outdoor garden)
nice, eh? things were looking pretty bleak when an hour before the wedding (in rayville) it was POURING.
everything miraculously came together though...even though the church faintly smelled of smoke. The flowers were amazing. not to brag, but mother did a GORGEOUS job. i really havent seen a wedding come together that fast, and look that good.
(to give you an idea, we were at the church at 5. They finally made the decision to keep the reception outdoors at around 5:15. so we went out to the house, decorated outside as fast as we could, and then scurried back to the church, where we threw on nice clothes and got to the back of the church just in time to coordinate the processional. nice, eh?)
...im tellin ya, im getting us little headphones like on the wedding planner. if only for the sole purpose of their cool, professional looks.
...or maybe it has more to do with me getting to scream out, "THE FOB IS MIA!"
...who knows.
but what i do know, is that i've gone and lost my train of thought. and im a firm believer of not editing. heheh...i want you people to read EXACTLY whats coming from my head. which...is not always pretty.
but anyways.
yeah.
...i still want that job as a DJ.
this is Lj signing off...and tellin all you cats and dogs out there to have a good night...
~iM OuT~
lj [11:16 PM]
