6.12.2003
ooooh! so much to blog about.
well, i have officially recovered from cheerleading camp...i think.
so i've been home one week, and the 'rents have done everything short of slaughtering me for not having a job.
one word response.
BLAHHH
ok. so yeah...my job hunt starts tomorrow...and im going to play mind reader here, and guess your next question.
the ultimatum if i dont find one myself?
(i was right, wasnt i...*wink*)
...oh, yeah...mom's got a job alllll lined up at DQ.
*moment of silence for a possible future outcome of Lj's life*
im HOPING that tara gets me that hostess job at Applebee’s...no, i take that back...im PRAYING she does. tomorrow morning i will know.
the suspense is killin ya, isnt it?
me too.
ok, so i have some rants...yadda yadda yadda...WHATS NEW?!?...BLAH BLAH BLAH.
ok...so... RANT #1-
whats with these makeover shows on television?! I'm going to switch to cheerleader mode here and say, "PUHLEASEEE!"
alright...thats enough.
but seriously! these women leave their children and families for months and months just to look pretty? ...riiiight. and then we watch it and get enjoyment out of it???
*breathes deeply*
a.) these superficial women should be shot.
b.) these superficial viewers should be shot.
c.) yeah...lets just shoot someone, ok?
ok. so i've been thinking...i feel that it may be necessary to put a "HILLarium" between 2 rants. you ask now...(Jedi mind reading tricks again) what is a "HILLarium"??? Well, its something funny...a joke, something about my family...WHATEVER. you catch the jest.
...and if you dont, then i will smear EASY CHEEZ all over your legs and tie you to a chair in a room full of rats.
ok?
alright.
so for the contradictory "HILLarium". (oh, and just one more thing...i know that "HILLarium" is unbearably cheesy, and horribly corny...but ya know, i'm in an apathetic mood tonight...so deal...)
ANYWAYSSSSSS
did any of you hear about the DMV HOTLINE??
hahah...oh yeah...for just $3.99 a minute, or some ridiculously over-priced charge like that, you too, can call the DMV. wait wait wait...what the hell are you talking about...? (...you ask *wink*) well, it seems that there was a little misprint in the new Phonebook. heheh...instead of like, 4356, (and of course, these are made up numbers only to get my point across) it was 4366, which linked you to a GIRLS HOTLINE.
*moment of laughter*
oh yeah...you HAVE to love this town.
Well, now your moment of laughter is over.
MUAHAHAH...time for....
*dum dum dum dummmmm*
RANT #2-
please someone help me out...
PLEASE someone tell me that there is a light in the end of this reality TV tunnel. i REALLY dont know if i can handle much more of this wedding shit, and dating shit...and home decorating/landscaping shit...and singing shit...and 30 seconds of fame shit...i just want some good shows on...like, CSI. *dead body smile* and...ok...
theres nothing you can do about it...
so i'll stop.
blah
i think this calls for a haiku.
*clears throat*
Reality shows
cause me to cringe about as
much as this haiku.
ok...so time for something a little funny.
OK...i restrained myself from saying "HILLarium"...
yeah...that is kinda stupid.
maybe it will catch on like, "shibby" and ppl will just kinda use it...not realizing how utterly retarded they sound.
...a girl can only hope, cant she?
so back to the....*holds mouth*...funny story.
i hear a meow last night, and i think...alrightttt...time to feed the cat. so after negotiating with my ass to get off the couch for nearly 10 minutes, i finally (in a violent act of sheer determination) get off the couch and go get the food. -only to walk outside and find 2 cats...instead of my usual one. well, at this point im rubbing my eyes, and thinking, did i really have THAT MUCH dope? heheh...oh wait...wrong story.
*wink*
so at this point i think...dear gahd...the SUGAR DADDY has brought home yet another cat. i trudge back into the kitchen to get a bowl/flashlight, and upon my return, Sugar is lying on the pavement, and SHE is eating out of HIS dish. now, this may not seem like a big deal, but if you know "THE Sugar", you KNOW that NO ONE/NOTHING comes between him and his food bowl. so i set out another dish of food...for him...and shine the light on her. WHAT A PIMP. is it the same cat that came over for dinner last week? ohhh no...this one is tremendously fluffy, and acts as if she rules the universe.
...contrary to last week's punk rocker. (was missing half a tail and had an anything but a perfect coat)
at this point im thinking...dear gahd, i thought we had moved out of the "PIMP" stage...but I WAS WRONG. i have a BAD feeling we will be having a fall full of phone calls... (REFER TO - JAN 03)
so anyways...i'm going to start giving out an INTERESTING CONVO AWARD.
this award will be awarded to...(wow...could i say 'award' one more time?)
the best conversation i've had all week. now keep in mind, that the convo can and most likely will be judged on an excerpt that ...for lack of better words...rocks my world.
heheh...so, since the suspense is killing you, the receiver of the VERY first ICA award will be...
PAUL AND TYLER!!!
*cheers*
well, mainly to paul, (no offense tyler...lol) because he totally picked up on the strongbad stuff...and anyone who displays his knowlege of strongbad in such an eloquent fashion DEFINATELY deserves an ICA. (more importantly, the very FIRST ICA.)Read on...
*cheers*
(the setting: early morning hours, in a group chat...during random conversation...)
Laura: *morphs into Lilith*
Paul: whoa now
Tyler: thinks laura is having another seizure
Tyler: and calls ambulance
Laura: lol
Paul: that's a hell of a trick
Laura: in anime-ish fashion, i become shiny
Paul: *morphs into .... milkman dan*
Tyler: yes comma it is
Laura: and my eyes look like little peas
Laura: and my mouth is really small when im not talking....and unbelievably large when im laughing
Paul: hmph
Paul: hahahahaha
Paul: robot shoes??
Laura: lol
Laura: yes
Paul: please tell me you have the neato robot shoes
Paul: awesome
Laura: and im forced into space scenes
Tyler: lol
Laura: ...and blue hair
Paul: and strike cool poses
Laura: ya gotta have blueee hair
Paul: well duh
Paul: hehe
Laura: *strikes a cool pose*
Tyler: and dont forget the flashy background
Laura: (music plays)
Laura: ok....so anyways...im done
Paul: *watches as the cheat wanders through, says "meh!" and wanders back out*
Paul: err
Laura: LOL
Laura: yesssssss
ohhhh...paul's uncanny ability to pick up on my randomness rocks.
OKAY...so, kiddos, looks like thats the end of another entry of ¿WHaT ThE HiLL? ...so until next time...
and, in repetitive fashion,
~iM OuT~
lj [1:12 AM]
