6.24.2003
ok kids, this is laura jane again...
and if one more stupid little kid says, "are you the next best thing compared to mary jane??" im going to bitch...alot.
and thats no good. those who know me know that.
~AnYwAyS...(i did that just for you paul...even though there isnt TRUE randomness to the "random caps" procedure. ITS A DELICATE PROCESS.)
that was your monthly dose of "Cheerleader Laura"
just wait till you see....nahhh...nevermind. *W&G*
(which means WINK & GRIN for all you computer-illiterate people...or should i say, laura-illiterate)
as zack would say, "dont mind her, shes just lauraing."
oh, and speaking of weird,
;)
i advise you not to read this stuff if you dont know me. i mean, worst case scenerio...you might think im a little...oh...whats the phrase that was used...hmmm...lemme get it straight.
OH, YEAH... you might think im
"a little throwed off in the head".
...yeah...you know who you are.
and just to clear a few things up...Glenn resents the fact that i told the world he giggled like a chinease schoolgirl throughout the ...test.
we know you... didnt ...glenn.
heheh
OH, and ANOTHER THING...that, by no means, is a "hee hee".
that is a "HEH HEH"...
;)
SO...im sure youre just DYINGGGG to know what my weekend...so far...entailed.
not much of anything, really...just went out there with "the country folks" and goofed off a bit, although my visit was cut a little short due to the mother's demands.
its all good though...it may have been for the best. gahd knows if i go down to new orleans talking like a so-called "hick" i will never be allowed to live it down.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU AREEEE!
and that trip starts monday morning. WOOhOO! gotta love that place.
well, kids...i dont have much more for you...except that, i better keep my little hoe ass away from peoples babies...
did i type that?!?
*flips on the josh groban, and pretends shes in italy*
oh, YEAH!...its probably about time to give out another ICA, isnt it!
*ponders, and flips through old conversations*
WAIT...i think i remember a conversation with our very own....
!! JOHNNNNNN !!
*cheers and applause*
the following...is...weird...
Laura: ya know what would be cooool
Laura: i want a little vial
Laura: hmm...make it a necklace
John: of acid
Laura: yeahhh
Laura: wear a necklace thats a vial of acid
Laura: lol
John: cool
Laura: look on the internet for me, and see if you can find me one
Laura: lol
John: actually i was thjinking of how lilith can use it
Laura: me = lilith, bast, and laurajane
John: after she steals a guys semen she can burn a hole through his heart
Laura: LOL!
Laura: way to be thinking, JOHN!
Laura: +2,000 points
John: or she can use it like the drug and make them hallucenate and follow her like a minion
John: put em on an acid trip
Laura: lolll
Laura: WAIT
Laura: i can carry around extra vials
Laura: and when i kill them
Laura: (ya know, after the whole acid/heart thing)
Laura: i can fill a vial with their blood
John: yeah
Laura: and string them along the necklace also
Laura: all the blood of the boys
Laura: with the acid in the middle
John: do that to paul first
Laura: OOOH!
Laura: lol
Laura: yeahhh
John: he would love it
Laura: *rubs her hands together* ...hmmmm
Laura: lol
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Laura: ok
Laura: im am off to bathe
Laura: lol
John: electrocute!!!!!!!
Laura: electrocution!!!!
John: aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Laura: :-D
John: go for it
Laura: yayyy
VArmaani: we're psychoes
Laura: i know
Laura: lol
John: but its fun
Laura: we love it
Laura: lol
John: ok
John: go electrocute yourself
John: ill use potter magic to brig you back
Laura: will do!
Laura: LOL
Laura: yayyy
Laura: lata
lol...the second ICA goes to john, for his never-ending excellent ideas.
well...this blog has been written over the course of like, 3 days...so i will wrap it up by saying that i am leaving at about 4 in the morning...this morning...to go to NEW ORLEANSSS.
YAY
yeah, i know i was supposed to leave earlier, but they think i had an ovarian cyst burst. i was miserable for a day.
anyways...i will blog about...ALMOST everything when i get back.
heheh
as for now, kiddos
much love - because
~iM OuT~
IN NEW ORLEANS, BABAY!!
;)
lj [12:40 AM]
