5.15.2003
so i thought i'd have more time to blog this week.
oh how terribly wrong was i.
and now, i'm in the same predicament.
12:27, and no homework has been finished.
oops?
if i sing a song, will you sing along?
if i sing a song, will you sing along?
if i sing a song, will you sing along?
or should i just keep singin right here by myself?
ba da ba ba, ba da ba ba, ba da ba ba ba da baa ba baaa...
ba da ba ba, ba da ba ba
if i tell you im strong, will you play along?
if i tell you im strong, will you play along?
if i tell you im strong, will you play along?
or will you see im as insecure as anybody else?
its like,
ba da ba ba, ba da ba ba, ba da ba ba ba da baa ba baaa...
ba da ba ba, ba da ba ba, ba da baaaaaa....
if i follow along, does it mean im alone?
if i follow along, does it mean im alone?
if i follow along, does it mean im alone?
or will i keep on feelin different from everyone else?
chorus
(great song)
Okay, excerpt from a recent convo.
(i am 07)
DISCLAIMER:
if you are easily offended, or do not understand my twisted sense of humor, do not read on.
...for i am a sad, weird, demented child.
but if you JUST have to read it anyway - remember, its ALL IN GOOD FUN.
do not take this seriously. its meant to be "funny".
with that said, AND UNDERSTOOD, read on.
Mark: ya right...girls love getting stuck
07: some do, some are sex-a-phobic
Mark: well girls that are sex a phobic should be shot
07: im in the process of that - gimme some time
Mark: well good luck
07: im having much luck already
07: :-D
07: considering i'm quite skilled at the disposal of bodies
Mark: oh ya, whatdya do with them?
07: well, black bayou is quite the alligator haven, so all one has to do, is throw a few dead chickens (which can either be killed by hand through bloody attempts at anger-management, or purchased at a local store) and wait for the hungry little fellas to arrive
07: Then, since one does not feel like putting extra effort into their body disposal, (s)he will then continue to slice a nice big gash into the abdomen, so that gases cannot be trapped and cause the body to float
07: (that way, one does not have to fool with cinder blocks, ect. ect.) but BE sure that there are alligators there!!! a dead body will eventually float due to all the buildup of bacteria. this only works under the assumption that there are hungry gators in the vecinity.
Mark: well i guess youve got it all figured out....are u sure youre a cheerleader? cheerleaders arent this smart
07: heheh...after the body is nicely eaten by the gators,
07: you pour buckets of water over the mud
07: (to do away with footprints - if youre worried about being caught)
07: and to wash away any blood that may have splattered
07: then...if you REALLY wanna cover your tracks
07: you may soak your clothes (used during the "crime") in chicken blood also, and allow the gators to consume it along with the deceased corpse ;P
07: those little sweeties will consume just about anything
07: and well, in most instances, one might be concerned with the skull that is not eaten
07: and/or bones left behind
07: but thats no problem! Nobody is brave enough to dive into black bayou long enough to search
07: or drain it - where would all the pretty little gators go?
Mark: what a twisted little girl
07: wildlife preservers would take it through so many courthouses that the police would finally give up!
07: yes, i told you i was evil
07: so anyways...THAT, is how you deal with sex-a-phobics
07: :-D
Mark: im glad i like to get laid
so now i will say a few words about nosy people:
if its not your business
stay out of it.
thanks.
"they really are just....UGLY. like, thats all that can be said!!
...they are nothing but UGGLES."
i HaTe ScHoOL!!!!
oh how i love the blog.
it glorifies incomplete thoughts.
hmmm...incomplete thoughts....
something my brain is good at...
ok. so until tomorrow...BLAH...i will let you go. the bed is calling my name. (although i thought of something totally blogworthy earlier, but now cant remember...'oh well' until i think of it)
The word i will leave with you tonight is,
"SONAD"
yeah, dont waste your time by going and looking it up kiddos, unless of course, you happen to be looking at: "Anna Marie's Collegiate Made-Up Acronyms - Volume 22".
:D
~iM OuT~
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