4.04.2003
WHaT ThE HiLL
(s15DoNtToUcHMePuNk)
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A.) That V-8 Splash Smoothie commercial really trips me out.
B.) B.E.T. has WAY MORE funny comedians than 16 seasons of Star Search combined.
C.) Harlequin Romance Novels are BADDDDD.
Before ya know it, your bruises are bigger, your fights are longer, and your make-ups are steamier.
D.) Someone needs to inform the man in the Inks Firestone commercial that he's a total reject. Did someone forget to inform him that dressing up like a cave woman does not sell tires and/or "rims"?? ...maybe he didnt get that memo.
E.) So i've been in wonderful moods the past few days and i haven't a clue why. I mean, really...theres not much going on in my life that deserves a smile, but its there anyway. and its REAL! heheh...anyway, its crazy, and i thought i'd let ya know.
today was unbelievably dramatic. (i told josh they should start writing hillequin romance novels for my dear sister)
Anyways, considering i have a term-paper outline to write, i will leave you with a semi-humerous conversation from the other day.
J0sH: presumptuous bitch
Laura: ahhh...the female's ability to overponder situations
Laura: :-D
Laura: its a fault of ours?
Laura: well, not mine
J0sH: of course not you
J0sH: you're Laura
Laura: ...lol...considering im usually breaking off relationships for no damn reason
Laura: "but laura, why???"
Laura: "....cuz....monkeys are blue"
Laura: "...wait, no theyre not...SHIT"
Laura: "...i dunno"
J0sH: hehehe
Laura: :-D
Laura: tsk @ my unwomanlyness
Laura: oh yes
Laura: new word
Laura: shiggidy shiggidy shwaaaa
J0sH: lol
J0sH: you're in rare form tonight
Laura: hahah
Laura: oh yes
Laura: i was like, crying for no reason this afternoon
J0sH: :-(
Laura: ...i FRIGGIN CRIED AT THIS LITTLE BLACK BOY SINGING ON STAR SEARCH!
Laura: lol...and now im weirdly giddy
Laura: i think im pregnant
Laura: ...and go and say that really loud in the hall so that 5 days from now i can be approached by 15 6th graders asking me when the baby's due
J0sH: lmao
as for now,
IM OUTTA HERE!
...you guys thought i would ditch the original...
tsk
as for now,
~iM OuT~
lj [1:12 AM]
