4.18.2003
i havent blogged in foreverrrrrrrrr
and i know it.
oops?
okay...so ...my life...
working to pay for the $340 car bill i owe each month. (300 for 10 months plus 40 dollar monthly insurance)
cars suck.
i mean, how does father expect me to meet that bill with any job short of prostitution?
yup...at least now i have someone/something to blame for my severe case of whorishness.
;D - YOU'RE GOING TO HAYLE, LAURA - HAYLEEEEE!
okay. so this "easter break" can no longer be classified as a "break".
(by the laurajanerulesthisworld ordinance - sanction 33:4 part ii.)
anyways, moving right along. If any of you read TEEN PEOPLE then you will know what i'm about to rant about. if not, then skip this paragraph.
I SAID SKIP IT, YOU REJECT.
now, lemme just set a few things straight. i dont read teen magazines. to be honest with you, i havent a CLUE as to why i got "TEEN PEOPLE" in the first place. i usually stick to the 'WIRED' genre of mags
...ever since i boycotted YM and their anorexic models. (personally, i think their assless bodies are quite ugly)
but back on the subject, i found the april issue while cleaning out my room, and saw the "Teens and Drugs in America" section. i figured, what the hell...it never hurts to know a few stats about drugs, so i open it.
Seems harmless, right? ...WRONG...
HOW (excuse my language, but this seems to be the only word harsh enough to get my point across) THE (((FUCK))) do they justify a quiz in there entitled "Think you know alot about pot? Answer these questions to find out!" ???
now, to all outward appearances, one would assume this 'questionnaire' would attempt to throw useless statistics at you, and scare you out of doing weed... ( i mean, thats what theyre always trying to do, right?) but NO...the dumbshit who wrote this article found it necessary to include questions such as
"which of the following flicks did not feature a main character getting high?"
(Monsters Inc.)
and "which artist has not recorded a song about marijuana?"
(ShiTnE...i mean, BriTnEy SpEarS, YoU gUyS!)
not to forget, "what cant you find at the 'Hempest' - a shop in northampton, mass.??" (Hemp Kitty Litter - *childish schoolgirl giggle*)
...man, if you know the answers to these kiddos, then you REALLY know your marijuana...
~TakEs a GuN To HeR hEaD~
the article also featured a "we asked you" section, where kids ask their most haunting questions regarding 'pot'.
some of these pathetically degrading (considering im classified in the same genre of these morons thanks to my age) questions included:
"Is marijuana addictive?"
"Is it okay to drive high??"
"Where does the pot that ends up at my high school come from??"
"My friend smokes alot of pot - i think thats why her grades are slipping - what can i do to help??"
...with that said, i think i will silently go back to my yoga.
~iM DiSgRaCeD & OuT~
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