4.27.2003
argh...so once again my saturday was spent working. After i got home around 8 yesterday, i (now, laugh if you want, but i was worn out!) i fell asleep and didnt wake up until 9 the next day. (saturday) where i promptly had to begin working on wedding shit, and throughout this entire process of tule bows, and old lady corsages, i had to figure out a way to be ready to walk out the door by 11. i barely managed this feat, and then went over to Lowes, continuing on to the Barack Shrine Temple...or something like that - where i spent my entire day painting a backdrop for someones wedding, and tying bows, filling vases... ect ect...
i AM so SICK of PEOPLE's weddings THAT i COULD just PUKE!
i am getting married, far far away - on a tiny island. barefoot. with just a small little white sundress on. and my boquet - a flower picked from the nearest bush.
and i WONT be drunk - unlike today's groom. (although, i would be drunk too if i were marrying HER tomorrow) and i wont be picky...and i refuse to invite people i dont know.
i dont want someone to come up to me and say "dont you remember me? i was the one who sat in the back pew when you got 'sprinkled' (baptized the methodist way) at church! Youre alll grown up nowwww..."
BLAH - the mother and father will be lucky if they know about it. and if so, either i go on a honeymoon somewhere else, or they leave ASAP. because i am NOT running into family while on my honeymoon.
anyways...i guess my point that i was trying to make (before i got of on a completely different tangent) was that im sick of seeing people walk down the aisle as if its a grocery store aisle or something. i mean, fussing about judge lolley because he says he wont marry them "unsober"???
BLAH! i wouldnt either. not for fear of them ruining their lives, but mainly the fear of acquiring puke on my shoe.
(oh, and if you think youre god's gift to this world - then youre most likely not.)
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ok - so my newest word is: *drumroll*
Obnoxionist - (n.) meaning one who is loud and annoying. (one who is abnoxious) -LJ
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my newest sentence?
"Your vociferous actions are quite sophomoric." -LJ
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yes, anna, i want a debate team SOOO badly it hurts. and i WILL name our band "The Topless Waffles".
heheheh...
dad and i came up with this sentence after our new storytelling phenomenon.
"Your vociferous actions are quite sophomoric you pre-pubescent obnoxionist."
lol...i'll leave you on that note.
Hey mary! ...i would walk 500 miles, and i would walk 500 moreeee!!!!
~iM OuT~
lj [1:54 AM]
