3.05.2003
so i was sitting there eating some Froot Loops the other day, and i realized while examining the box with the new promo of "new berry something flavor" on it, that all Froot Loops taste the same! ...i mean, DAMNIT...why go through the hassle of making pink ones or blue/yellow ones claiming they’re new flavors when they all taste just like styrofoam anyway?
well, mary and i were talking the other night, and it seems that "little miss virginia bush" (mary's actual name) has had an exuberant amount of "colored folks" calling her house as of late! why the sudden rush of calls by people such as LaQuinta Givens? ...that is a mystery yet to be solved. (kinda like my shoutbox - *tear*)
Anyways, i got a REALLY big laugh outta her story, so if you're in desperate need of a good one also, just ask her about it.
ORRR...watch my new favorite commercial. :D
The Frankenstein one (i think the product is something like, bioflex). Frankenstein talks about how stiff he used to be, and how now he is limber, and can do the things he's always wanted to do. Such as: play guitar for the kiddies at school, do yoga (!), plant in his garden, and so on. im tellin you, i was on the floor laughin.
...maybe its cuz of lack of sleep, but most likely not.
;P
Well, i have the solution to my problem.
(for the sake of time, i'll just post my convo with josh)
bUtteRfLyz07bAbe: blah...this world bothers me
J0sHLe0: me too
bUtteRfLyz07bAbe: when im older, im going to buy 500 acres
bUtteRfLyz07bAbe: and put a big fence around it
bUtteRfLyz07bAbe: so no one can get in
J0sHLe0: lol
bUtteRfLyz07bAbe: and grow new plants
bUtteRfLyz07bAbe: and make up a new language
bUtteRfLyz07bAbe: and nobody has to wear clothes
bUtteRfLyz07bAbe: and everyone will leave me alone
bUtteRfLyz07bAbe: it will be LauraLand
J0sHLe0: lol
bUtteRfLyz07bAbe: and every once in a while when im feeling generous there will be VIP passes issued
J0sHLe0: rock on
(this was immediately followed by josh's asking if he may have a VIP PASS, and since i was, in fact, in a generous mood, he was issued the very first one.)
CONGRATS, JOSH.
if you too would like a VIP PASS, IM me, and my board of trustees and i will review your credentials and either decline you, or issue you one also.
lol...ohhh...the things we do when we're bored.
...it really is sad.
but anyways, im tired
so until next time,
~iM OuT~
lj [1:51 AM]
