2.01.2003
so my brother gets one of his first pimples the other day. (now, whether or not it was his FIRST pimple, i don’t know...guess I’m not that observant of my brother's face) but ANYWAYS, my mom runs into my room like as if there's an earth shattering event taking place, and immediately begins to question me on facial care products. heheh, which was no surprise considering I’m a facial product junky. (if its out there, ive probably used it, and/or have it)
so just as i get to the part about stridex pads being his best bet, since I’m SURE he's hydrophobic, eric comes busting in like a friggin nazi. he goes on and on about how he DOES wash his face, and that things like this just don’t happen to people like him. heheh...i got to be the lucky soul to tell him that pimples are impartial. Whether or not he’s a genius/prodigy child/composer/or whatever makes no difference when a pimple chooses its victim. (lol...and you know i got a kick outta doing this) but mom quickly reprimands me, and decides SHE will be the one to buy him "beauty products"
*evil snicker* ...he hates it when i call them that.
so anywaysss, after an extended period of time, she returns to the house with some astringent, and some "cosmetic puffs".
*please hold while i furiously laugh inside*
she then proceeds to demonstrate to eric the "correct way" to wipe down his face.
…but before she can get even halfway through, eric begins to question the legitimacy of the "cosmetic puffs". Yes, he is in disbelief that they ARE, in fact, the same thing as "cotton balls". now, why mom couldn’t have just bought "cotton balls" knowing that eric would freak out about "cosmetic puffs" and their wonderfully girlish name? ...the world may never know. but i'm not complaining. this is all waaaay to funny for me. so as for now, i'm just gonna sit back and watch eric take on his biggest feat yet. his face. i can only relish in the fact that i'm the one with the bestowed honor of telling him that "unlike the galactic wars he's fought in the past, this one is different." heheh...oh how i love being the evil older sister.
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