1.03.2003
Let me begin by telling you all about my family. Shall we start with the head of the household?
Mom...
one word description? crazy.
you remember that lady who would cook for like, 10 of the neighborhood children at least 3 nights of the week? yeah, that was my mom. the funny thing is, she's never grown out of it. Whenever anyone needs a place to stay because they're in trouble with their parents? yes...my house is the crashing spot. whenever someone is "just stopping by to say hey", my mom is the lady who's fixing them rigatoni with a red wine sauce. ("just because she wasnt doing anything 'special' for dinner tonight.") I mean, when hurricane Lily hit, i can bet you that she was the ONLY lady standing outside in the middle of it attempting to grill filet mignon.
but all joking aside, she is a great lady, and i dont think i have to sit here and be all mushy about it...you'll be able to tell throughout the blog entries.
Dad...
one word description? hahah...errr, no comment
this guy is the biggest spaced out genious around. go on, ask him anything, but you'll be hard-pressed to have his full attention until you mention something about organic medicinal chemistry, and/or physics. <-UGH. i love the guy though. he really is just a big kid, with expensive toys. uhhh, except for his car. but again, thats another story. infamous for lines like, "Laura, are you coming, or NO?" and "NO more chicken for YOUU." one could say he's pretty well liked by everyone. (as is my mom)
all in all, they are pretty cool and always entertaining parents.
Eric...(the little brother)
One word description?
whatever the longest and most complicated word in the dictionary is.
wow, what a big bundle of non-conforming genes he is. a well-known genious who scores higher on his ACT in 7th grade than me in my junior year, (of course, this family is all over the scale when it comes to ACT scores) but its okay, because my mom carries all the common sense, and my dad holds in all the book smarts, so together they make one hell of a team, right?
anyways, back to the genious brother. so im sitting there in my room the other day, and i hear "ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
im thinking, OH SHIT! he's hurt himself in football, or baseball, or something normally boyish for a 13 year old. YESSS!!
OHHH, why do i have such high aspirations? of COURSE not....i mean, geezus, what was i thinking? right,
OBVIOUSLY he couldnt find a site that sold a 13-picowatt electric charger converter....or something highly scientific like that.
*le sigh* besides composing music, writing short novels, and reading dictionaries, in his spare time, he re-configures hard drives, re-builds computers, plays trumpet and piano fluently, is a master at chess, and enjoys being class valedictorian. rubbing it into my face all the while.
but it's okay, i mean...i can DEFINATELY beat him at phase 10!!! ...and out-talk him ANY day. *BLAH*
Sara... (the older sis)
one word description?
hopelessromantic
yes, i made it one word, because without the hopeless in front my cause would be lost.
this child kills me. besides having practically EVERY line to Shakespeare In Love memorized, she enjoys reading Harlequin romance novels and spending quality time with *angels sing* ChRiStOpHeRrRr.... more commonly referred to as "kiss and sara"
geez...dont get me started on those two. lets just say, leave them in a room together alone, and you'll first hear giggles, then "OUCH" and then "you hurt meee"...blahdy blahdy blahhh, followed by "immmm sorrryyyys and awwwws"
theyre highly immature, but OH WELL...theyve "found each other, and thats all that matters" *projectile vomit* ...i prefer the less gushy mushy relationships, but hey...thats just me.
oh well. all in all, she's pretty cool i guess. (you'll see that i rarely give her enough credit, but its okay, she knows i love her.)
Buttercup
one word description?
princess
no, my mom was not a hippie on heroine when she had/named this child. in fact, this is our dog. but HELL, she might as well have come out of my mom's stomach the way she's treated around here. she's the prissiest dog i think ive ever known, and the dog probably has more pictures than eric and i combined. besides having the BIGGEST attitude around, she also is the proud owner of a rhinestone coller, 4 "doggie sweaters", numerous toys and beds/blankets, and "nerve pills". YES, the dog has ANXIETY ATTACKS. ...go figure
Lets just say if Karen on ~Will and Grace~ (a show i happen to LOVE) had to be a dog, Buttercup would be it.
Boudreaux
one word description?
dumbass
*ATTENTION, ATTENTION* just when you thought you're dog was the stupidest around, Ahhh...i promise you, (s)he DEFINATELY has competition now, and it is in the form of "Boudreaux, the wonder dog"
hold this dog's tail for 2 seconds, and he'll chase it for 2 hours. but SOMETIMES, he'll actually get it, and be too excited to let it go... *sigh*
so even if you call him into the other room, he'll run to you, WITH his tail in his mouth.
*dramatic pause to let you picture this happening*
t'is quite a show.
Sugar (aka: Sugar Ray, Sugar Daddy, Sugar Booger, Suga Meister)
one word description?
pimp
every spring it's the same routine.
*telephone ring*
"hello, hills"
"ummm, my cat just had babies, and they look like your cat, and your cat has been hangin around a bit"
"umm, okay...sorry, we'll be right over"
*click*
*telephone ring*
"hello, hills"
"ummm, my cat just had babies, and they look like your cat, and your cat has been hangin around a bit"
"umm, okay...sorry, we'll be right over"
*click*
*telephone ring*
"hello, hills"
"ummm, my cat just had babies, and they look like your cat, and your cat has been hangin around a bit"
"umm, okay...sorry, we'll be right over"
...i think he speaks for himself.
...i wouldnt tell you all this about our animals, but trust me, they play major roles in this household.
ANYWAYS, i think i'm going to let the blogs tell the rest when it comes to my family. as for now,
~iM oUt~
lj [3:44 PM]
