4.21.2004
woah! been so long. my half-finished blog has been sitting in a minimized untitled notepad for 2 weeks now. oops. graduation, guys. you know it's keeping me busy! my life gets more blogworthy every day...it's hard to keep up. Big 4,000. Gotta love that.
Prom was interesting. [April 17] Had some fun. Sometimes i swear there is someone of a higher power determined to solidify the highschool stereotype i've had to carry around for 4 years. Next year i will be Laura. Nothing more, nothing less. No preconceived notions...no expectations. Next step, nirvana.
Monday was skip day, Tuesday was powderpuff (even though i didn't get to play, because i felt crummy) Wednesday is *the* full day, Thursday is SC end of year thing, Friday is Special Day in the Park with the children. [/weekly scheadshule]
The Weekly Conversations In-A-Glance:
Barret (11:27:29 PM): Then do you know the secret of the ooze?
Io 13 (11:23:24 PM): plus de coffee!
Barret (11:28:26 PM): You ARE wise.
ne07 (11:21:35 PM): true....true
Io 13 (11:22:58 PM): wow, i must be as well... i'm not sure that made any sense at all
m270 (12:10:00 AM): I can understand why
Barret (8:02:07 PM): I have honestly never been in there.
Io 13 (1:45:45 AM): i'd join you, but my aforementioned left-brain bias renders that completely fruitless
Sama (10:53:34 PM): hold on, i'll show you
Sun (9:36:10 PM): cool
Barret (11:35:37 PM): yeah, and the funny thing is it looks a lot like the inside of Walmart.
270 (11:59:53 PM): lol. yup
Barret (11:39:09 PM): Wow!
Meh2004 (10:49:41 PM): That'll give you something to cry about
Sun (10:25:19 PM): cobain seems like he'd cry with you afterwards
Io 13 (1:02:53 AM): i cried?
man (2:52:12 AM): wimp
7bAbe (1:02:46 AM): i laughed...
man (7:19:04 PM): I stopped caring
Barret (8:04:05 PM): Bah bah!
man (7:16:59 PM): whatever.
mmer (11:01:57 PM): YO!!
hasin (7:51:17 PM): what
Star (1:08:02 AM): oh nuffin just think of you
07 (11:27:35 PM): thats surprising
Barret (1:57:12 AM): Sometimes I just make stuff up.
Io 13 (12:53:29 AM): hahahahahahaha. wow. nice one
Barret (11:52:08 PM): That's why I get paid the big bucks.
man (10:31:40 PM): in bed?
hant(12:06:58 AM): i dunno, its just so easy
Meh2004 (10:34:42 PM): I'm calling you on that one, hoe
m270 (12:37:56 AM): enough of this
Barret (9:03:55 PM): Indeed, woot
07bAbe (12:10:00 AM): woot.
o 13 (12:04:40 AM): woot woot
man (11:46:50 PM): w00t
mmer (12:07:42 AM): Wo0t
The End.
Time for a carcrashtoon...i suppose. But which will it be?! *long pause*
I am feeling very original tonight, so i GUESS i will show you where it all began. THE VERY FIRST CarCrashToon. Now, in one day's span there were 4 made. I consider those the "First Four". But here is the one which started it all.
damn. He should really have a name. Okay...I am setting up (ON THE MESSAGEBOARD, NOT THE SHOUTBOX) a contest. Whoever comes up with the best name can...hrm. win a prize!
[thisprizeisyettobedetermined.itcouldbeanythingfromahalfchewedoncookietoanew
lincolntowncar,butdontholdyourbreath.nocashbackretail;pricemayvary.
nonequityloansnotaccepted.1inhowevermanyentriesareturnedinarechances.
thosewhoareunoriginal,ignorant,orjustplainuglyarenotsubjecttowinprizes.
seeretailerformoredetails.nopurchasenecessary.]
7ish days until school is out. Then i can blog all about my [i didnt know it was a date] date. (and the SCSpringFever day! - muddy, muddy children)
Until then, i leave you with the key to the universe. Recently, my colleague and i discovered that the key to the universe lies within the walls of the jumbled junk e-mail. Once decoded, every theorized property will unravel, and stapled gummy aliens will expose their underground moon civilization. Here is just a taste.
Where we can knowingly reach an understanding with our scythe.Most mirrors believe that football team around conquer dust bunny related to.warranty about sell to earring related to.
toward mating ritual learn a hard lesson from football team beyond gypsy.jackass anecdote quaff habitual heroin come anomalous blame lip piquant effectuate animadversion autocracy occidental innermost vermont jolly process burke dank bourbaki codicil galatia subsuming continued startle postfix ascomycetes domain celery fleeing wally under protector asset capacitive crescendo hodge ganges geigy bistate betty nasa compliment blameworthy indies marathon approximate spangle
logarithmic alibi groupoid perfunctory mynah dater cannon tidal finale typify
platte brother dugout geometrician knuckleball tyburn janos differentiate
effeminate erosible
Get thiin quito dipole damnation interruption snoop wharton kit proxy commerce
schoolgirl flinch sodden todd fraught autotransformer cayley exam ubiquitous
smith monongahela solicitous indelible apr cripple leg ciceronian libertine
moluccas pantomime devolution pinsky frances refection agnew augustine
anthem marshland decollimate comeback penis capricious east esmark depressive
fountain diathermy drizzly bolster christoffel pitchblende heft reeve triable
amide repellent nyquist cyanic ontogeny blindfold salami ignoble clarendon
candlewick moulton piraeus angling lack gawk
already we have uncovered tiny hints to what the future might hold. For instance, note paragraph two, line 3. There you will notice the words
capacitive and
crescendo together. We have concurred. Obviously, this is referring to an orgasm.
With further time and dedication, we are sure that every mystery will be solved.
Yeah...well...i'm taking my psycho ass and we're going home!
~iM OuT~
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